hami-is-awesome:

assiest:

soy milk is spanish for ‘i am milk’

didney-worl-no-uta:

weteachuhow2:

How 2 Face Your Fears

BLESS YOU

ginyuforce:

i have been laughing at these fucking pants for 10 minutes straight

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

because i know things

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

derse-dicks:

THIS ENTIRE UPDATE JUST SHOWS HOW LAME AND FULL OF EXPRESSION DAVE HAS LIKE HOLY FUCK

YOU DORK

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

The first time I saw this, I accidentally started calling him ‘Dildo Buzzend’ in my head, and let me tell you, it makes it a thousand times funnier imagining him filling out an admission form with that name on it, I tell you what…

best-of-funny:

viarga:

this is my favorite post on this website

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